2005-12-05

issaferret: (nukes - end of the world)
2005-12-05 11:40 am

Moment of Zen: Seven Habits

Rule 1 Pillage, then burn.
Rule 6 If violence wasn't your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.
Rule 8 Mockery and derision have their place. Usually, it's on
the other side of the airlock.
Rule 9 Never turn your back on an enemy.
Rule 13 Do unto others.
Rule 16 Your name is in the mouth of others. Be sure it has teeth.
Rule 27 Don't be afraid to be the first to resort to violence.
Rule 29 The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy. No more, no
less.
Rule 30 A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the
further you'll go.
Rule 31 Only cheaters prosper.
Rule 34 If you're leaving scorch-marks, you need a bigger gun.
Rule 36 When the going gets tough, the tough call for close air
support.
Rule 37 There is no overkill. There is only 'open fire' and 'I
need to reload'.
Rule ## Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Take his fish away
and tell him he's lucky to be alive, and he'll figure out how to catch
another fish for you to take tomorrow.
Rule ?? Just because it's easy for you doesn't mean it can't be hard on your clients.


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