Term of the moment

"Okay, one last test. I'm going to beat you over the head with this surgical 2 by 4 to assess your skull strength." -- random story I'm reading.

More silliness:


> Cross a male grouse with a female dog and you get a
> bird dog that's always complaining, a
> Grouse-and-Bitch.

> Cross a grasshopper and a hippopotamus, and you get a
> Grasshoppapotamus. It's a short-lived creature that
> can leap to tremendous heights ... once.

> Cross a sheep with a porcupine and you get a
> Sheepupine. It not only supplies you with wool but
> will also knit you a sweater.

> An Impossabull is what you get when you make a
> three-way cross between an impala, a possum and a
> bull. It's a 2000 lb. antelope that hangs from trees
> and drops down on unsuspecting matadors.

> Cross an Indian monkey with a vine of the legume
> family and a plant with yellow cup-shaped flowers will
> give you Rhesus Peanut Buttercup.

> Here's one from the flora domain. Cross the aloe and
> baby's breath to get the ingredients for the French
> aphrodisiac, the Aloebaby.

> Cross a donkey with a Doberman and you get the
> Asspinscher, the dog who thinks he's a goose.

> Splice the genes of 63,360 inchworms and you get a
> Mile-worm.