Drowning Puppies.

Currently watching Jynx play Super Mario Sunshine. Sunshine is a moral-make-fixing-the-problems-of the-world (like graffitti)- enjoyable game where your primary weapon is a water gun you use to clean paint off of buildings etcetera. For the most part, you're trying to be a good community member and help people make the world a better place.

Of course, in the interest of making the game fun, they often go a little far afield in their search for a moral tale.

Case in point: This one level has a bunch of oversized cute puppy analogs, who, for some reason, are burny. you can't stomp them, but you can squirt them with the water until they go out and sit there whining piteously. You can then pull their tails and send them shooting into a pool of water conveniently nearby, whereupon _THEY DROWN_. I have no words for how fucking hilarious this is. It gets better though. Not only are you helping the community by drowning puppies, at the end of your puppy-drowning escapades a little box pops up with the phrase 'Remember, always be kind to your pets' in it.

So remember, kids, when your puppy is on fire, you need to drown it. Remember that. It's the kind thing to do.