This should amuse those familiar with the soundtrack to "Chicago"

Subject: Re: Freedom's just another word for nothing left to loot (Janis Joplin as channelled by Donald Rumsfeld)

BANDLEADER: Ladies and gentlemen, it's Dubya Bush and the Press Conference Rag! Notice how his mouth never moves - like his brain scan.

[George W steps up to the microphone with a Tony Blair glove puppet, whose lyrics he performs in a squeaky, falsetto voice.]
PRESS CORPS: Mister Premier...
DUBYA (as Tony): Call me Tony.
PRESS CORPS: Why'd you come here?
DUBYA (as Tony): For the war.
PRESS CORPS: What's the object?
DUBYA (as Tony): Save Iraqis.
DUBYA (as himself): But if Saddam'd just disarmed
He could've gone on doin' them harm.
PRESS CORPS: And the next stop?
DUBYA (as Tony): The UN.
PRESS CORPS: For a second...?
DUBYA (as Tony): Resolution.
PRESS CORPS: Did you get it?
DUBYA (as Tony): Very nearly.
( Yes, the rest of it is behind this link. )

PRESS CORPS: Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, they both,
Oh yes, they both,
Oh yes, they both went for
Saddam, Saddam, Saddam, Saddam,
Saddam, Saddam, Saddam, Saddam,
Saddam, Saddam, Saddam, Saddam,
Saddam, Saddam, Saddam, Saddam,
DUBYA (as himself): Both went fo-o-or Sa-a-addam!

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