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Flipping through the weekend's Chronicles of George forum posts, I came across the following in someone's sig:

Nick Burns wrote:
Now there's a person who's afraid he'll void his warranty if he thinks too much.

*giggles*

Ha! I've got it!

I've figured out why I never eat breakfast cereal anymore. It's simple. There's a preponderance of commercials, nowadays, where some moo is sitting euphorically chewing on something crunchy in milk so delightedly that he or she is oblivious to the world around them, making them seem more closely related to a cow than a human.

Why, pray tell, do they think that brain damage is a selling point?