Moment of Zen: Seven Habits

Rule 1	Pillage, then burn.
Rule 6	If violence wasn't your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.
Rule 8	Mockery and derision have their place. Usually, it's on the other side of the airlock.
Rule 9	Never turn your back on an enemy.
Rule 13	Do unto others.
Rule 16	Your name is in the mouth of others. Be sure it has teeth.
Rule 27	Don't be afraid to be the first to resort to violence.
Rule 29	The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy. No more, no less.
Rule 30	A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Rule 31	Only cheaters prosper.
Rule 34	If you're leaving scorch-marks, you need a bigger gun.
Rule 36	When the going gets tough, the tough call for close air support.
Rule 37	There is no overkill. There is only 'open fire' and 'I need to reload'.
Rule ##	Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Take his fish away and tell him he's lucky to be alive, and he'll figure out how to catch another fish for you to take tomorrow.
Rule ??	Just because it's easy for you doesn't mean it can't be hard on your clients.

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