Moment of Zen: Seven Habits
Dec. 5th, 2005 11:40 amRule 1 | Pillage, then burn. |
Rule 6 | If violence wasn't your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it. |
Rule 8 | Mockery and derision have their place. Usually, it's on the other side of the airlock. |
Rule 9 | Never turn your back on an enemy. |
Rule 13 | Do unto others. |
Rule 16 | Your name is in the mouth of others. Be sure it has teeth. |
Rule 27 | Don't be afraid to be the first to resort to violence. |
Rule 29 | The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy. No more, no less. |
Rule 30 | A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go. |
Rule 31 | Only cheaters prosper. |
Rule 34 | If you're leaving scorch-marks, you need a bigger gun. |
Rule 36 | When the going gets tough, the tough call for close air support. |
Rule 37 | There is no overkill. There is only 'open fire' and 'I need to reload'. |
Rule ## | Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Take his fish away and tell him he's lucky to be alive, and he'll figure out how to catch another fish for you to take tomorrow. |
Rule ?? | Just because it's easy for you doesn't mean it can't be hard on your clients. |
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