The cake is a lie

[issaferret]

I just finished Portal.

Wow, that was fun.

I will feel irrational anger at the mention of cake for a while.

Comments

[caladrius.livejournal.com]

Aperture Science Center regulations require that both of your hands must be empty before you can receive your cake. Please lie on the ground with your hands at your sides and a party representative will arrive shortly to escort you to your party.